CIA: Central Incompetent Agency

You all know how much I hate winter.  Also, I'm on a collision course with my 40th birthday which is coming up in February.  I was thinking how nice it would be if my dear, dear friends all pooled together and bought me a surprise vacation to Hawaii.  Trust me, I would be surprised!  Hell, I would settle for the airline tickets and handle lodging myself.  A little newspaper and a large cardboard box on the beach would be like the Taj Mahal compared to staying in this ice box!  I adore Maui but am willing to explore any island in the chain you would like me to visit.  I'm not picky.  Oh, who am I kidding.  The only way I will get to a warm island is if the CIA thought I was a terrorist, kidnapped me and sent me to Guantanamo Bay!

 

On that note, what the hell is going on with the CIA?!  I am shocked and disappointed with our intelligence agency.  How could they let a thing like this happen?  Extraordinary rendition?  Torture??  Black opps???  What the hell are they thinking?  I mean honestly, what kind of careless incompetent intelligence agency are my tax dollars paying for?!  If you are going to kidnap people off the streets of another country make sure you cover your tracks so no one knows it was you.  People disappear all the time.  Didn't we establish an explanation for that in the X-files?  Just tell everyone it was aliens.  I think the CIA has become way too soft and careless.  I think it all went down hill with George Tenant.  If he hadn't been such a wuss by fabricating all that evidence for the war just because GW wanted it we wouldn't be in this mess.  What happened to the days of men like J. Edgar Hoover!  Now that was when intelligence agencies actually ran some shit and damn the president!!