Revelations!!!

How long have I been at my current job, 3 Months?  4 Months??  I must have been deep, deep, deep into my work because I just made an overdue revelation.  I work in an office with a bunch of cute guys.  Cute friendly guys!  White guys, Black guys, Latin, it's across the board.  Someone help me out because I'm that guy who usually pegs the cute boys right away when I walk into a room.  When I'm at a party I call it Conversational Target Acquisition or CTA for short.  And this bus usually makes several un-designated stops!  How on Earth could I go for 4 months and not see what is right in front of my face?  I think this place must be working me too hard.  Maybe I'm sick (yeah, I'm sick but I meant with a cold or something!).  Maybe it's global warming that has altered my perception. 

 

OK, Now that I have identified the problem I must move on to the solution.  First things first, I need to start talking to some of these gorgeous guys!  Second, a doctor's appointment to find out what the hell is wrong with me!  Third, stop working so hard.  It MUST be affecting my man hunting acuities and I can NOT have that!