The Comfort Zone?

It's a bonus day at work today.  Just got a brand new office chair with all kinds of buttons and levers plus it's donut Friday!!  Yippie!

 

However it is quite funny listening to everyone around me struggle to figure out the many options the new chairs offer.  You can tell this chair is designed with the fat ass in mind.  The arms of the chair open outward to accommodate the wide loads.  Thank God I still have plenty of room with the arms in their standard position!  My new chair is pretty darn comfortable.  Is that what we really need in the office?  Something to make us MORE comfortable.  I can barely keep my head from slamming against my desk after lunch on some days.  Now they give me this ultra luxurious chair, which I am sure will lull me into lullaby land!

 

The gal who sits directly on the other side of my cubicle is the complainer.  I believe corporate rules dictate there must be one complainer for every 10 staff.  She immediately started bitching that she didn't like the new chairs.  Then she started moaning about not being able to adjust the seat back to go up or down.  When someone tried to help her she retorted, "I don't have time for that!"  Oh, but you have time to sit across from me and bitch about it all day?  That's just fucking great!  I think it's time for my donut.

Happy Friday!