Well gang, along with the government jobs I have been applying for (so far there has only been one) I am also exploring the retail job market. I have applied to at several retail stores but I only want to work at one of the stores. There is only one retail store worth working at in Chicago and I am sure you all know which one it is. You know the place where you can get everything from Dorritos and Taco Bell to Todd Oldham and Massimo. I’m talking Target, baby! Yes, the classier rival to Wal-Mart. I have loved shopping at Target ever since I lived in California some 13 years ago. I think it’s the red and white target logo that hypnotizes me into shopping there. Sometimes I like to just roam the fluorescent lit aisles and watch all of the gay couples who shop there. Oh, didn’t you know? Tons of gay boys shop at Target.

The other place I wouldn’t mind working is MicroCenter. If you aren’t familiar with that place then just think of it as Disney Land for computer geeks. After a few months of working in that place my apartment would be filled with useless computer junk that I don’t need. Now that I think about it my apartment is already filled with useless computer junk that I don’t need! Personally I think it would be kind of fun to have a part time retail job again. I could get out of this apartment and meet all kinds of new people. I can’t wait to meet those people that always bitch and complain at retail stores. I have already started practicing my line. “Would you like me to get a manager?”