Like a Monkey Throwing His Own Poo!

I have come to the realization that most people are just plain nasty! These people have the hygiene of a chimpanzee! This is not something that is new to me but I have taken full notice of late. One day while at work I was taking care of number 2. I heard one guy leave the stall and walk right out the door. Can you believe that shit?! Pardon the pun. I almost jumped off the pot and yelled, "You nasty bastard, get back here and wash your hands!" The rule of thumb should be whenever you come out of a stall you need to automatically wash your hands! I'm actually at the point that whenever you go into the bathroom you need to wash your hands regardless of what you are doing! This would be a perfect situation for "Terrible" Terry Tate: Office linebacker to handle.

Another time I was highly disgusted was when a friend at a bar had a nasty sneeze. I sat there drinking my beer and watched him sneeze into his bare hands a couple of times. Then as he was leaving he shook my hand and left. I was in shock and about to throw up at the same time! It was one of those things I didn't think about until after it actually happened. I could hear myself saying, "This MoFo did not just shake my hand after sneezing in his own hands?!?" I made a bee line to the bathroom and washed my hands as if I might contract the Ebola virus! What is so hard about washing your hands? I don't get it. Like Iraq is to terrorists, the office environment is a breeding ground for germs! So I keep a big bottle of Purrell at my desk at all times. The next time I have to shake a VIP's hand I will be thinking that he was probably the one leaving the bathroom and didn't wash his nasty hands!!