The New Presidential Vetting Process

I was going to write this very serious post about the 3rd anniversary of the War in Iraq. I was starting to sound like one of those guys you read in the op-ed section of the newspaper! Then I thought, no. No need to ramble on with fancy political lingo. Fact of the matter is the US has fucked things up in Iraq. That's the entire story in a nutshell. Fuck, fuckity, fucking fucked! I don't need to list all the fuck ups so I will just point you there.

The real question is what are we going to do about it?! Let's face it people, our nation is being led by an incompetent boob. Since we (we being the Supreme Court) were the ones who elected this Goober into office then the responsibility falls on us (the American people) to rectify the situation. I propose a test for all presidential hopefuls. I mean a huge battery of competency tests! Kids in school need to pass achievement tests and score well on college entrance exams to move on to the next level. Why not one for the most important job in the country? The presidency?! Below are some sample questions I propose should be included in the test.

1. Are you from Texas? (No= 10 points, Yes= -20 points)


2. How do you spell nuclear?


3. My foreign policy would most resemble
   
   1. Working with allied nations and the UN to determine a
      comprehensive plan to handle world issues and conflicts
   2. A dominant leadership role to push the UN in the right direction because the UN is fairly week and ineffective.
   3. Fuck those panty wastes in the UN!
   
   
4. My vice presidential running partner will be
   
   1. A strong leader in case I am unable to serve and who works with both parties in the Senate for the good of the American people.
   2. A popular party loyalist who won't rock the boat and who is
      mostly seen and not heard.
   3. Basically Satan in a suite who tells me what to do and has no
      problems taking his own friends out with a rifle if they piss him off.
   
   
5. I define global warming as
   
   1. The result of industrialized nations emitting vast quantities of
      carbon dioxide into the air which causes a greenhouse effect on the planet.
   2. A natural phenomenon which happens periodically in nature and we should not worry about.
   3. My nukes spanking the ass of any nation I think is harboring
      terrorists.
   
   
6. The Geneva Convention
   
   1. Is a set treaties that sets the standards for international law
      for humanitarian concerns.
   2. Only applies to prisoners of war from a recognized country
   3. Is probably some arts and crafts convention held every year in Geneva, IL

Voting doesn't seem to matter and I think this solution will work!